• me: what's the wifi password?
  • person: oh we don't have wifi.
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: my momma said I gotta come right now immediately.

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did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay




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i love it when my brain decides to let me be happy

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i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

18 hours ago - ♥51777

I Am Not Young & Beautiful
Lana Del Rey & Marina and the Diamonds
5,250 plays


Oh that grace, oh that body

Oh that face makes me wanna party

He’s my sun, he makes me shine like diamonds

18 hours ago - ♥1084


"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

18 hours ago - ♥56082

this would literally ruin people’s lives


this would literally ruin people’s lives

18 hours ago - ♥241147


do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

18 hours ago - ♥131995


"hey remember when you liked-"

"hey remember when you-"

"hey remember when-"

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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:


1 day ago - ♥556112


a straight man: hey dude



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life imitates art
I'm a Brooklyn Baby.

Jake, 21, Ohio.

i like hiking, going to concerts, swimming, my awesome friends, cooking, reading, & writing. also, too much TV & lots of music. & boys obv.

+Lana Del Rey, Nicki Minaj
The Shins, DCFC, Metric, Lorde
Twenty One Pilots, Tegan & Sara
Marina & the DIamonds
Matt & Kim, Arctic Monkeys
Freelance Whales, Childish Gambino

Orange is the New Black, Scandal, Parks & Recreation, Shameless, AHS, Skins, Bob's Burgers, Misfits, Charmed, Arrested Development, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Family Guy, Desperate Housewives, Parenthood

Big Brother 16
Brittany, Hayden, Donny, Cody, Amber, Nicole, Christine, Jocasta, & Derrick