• me: what's the wifi password?
  • person: oh we don't have wifi.
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: my momma said I gotta come right now immediately.

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did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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dutchster:

i love it when my brain decides to let me be happy

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

18 hours ago - ♥51777

I Am Not Young & Beautiful
Lana Del Rey & Marina and the Diamonds
5,250 plays

violetyoureturningvioletviolet:

Oh that grace, oh that body

Oh that face makes me wanna party

He’s my sun, he makes me shine like diamonds


18 hours ago - ♥1084

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

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imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

18 hours ago - ♥241147

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

18 hours ago - ♥131995

laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
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"hey remember when you-"
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"hey remember when-"
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lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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zodiacbaby:

a straight man: hey dude

me:

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life imitates art
I'm a Brooklyn Baby.







Jake, 21, Ohio.

i like hiking, going to concerts, swimming, my awesome friends, cooking, reading, & writing. also, too much TV & lots of music. & boys obv.

+Lana Del Rey, Nicki Minaj
The Shins, DCFC, Metric, Lorde
Twenty One Pilots, Tegan & Sara
Marina & the DIamonds
Matt & Kim, Arctic Monkeys
Freelance Whales, Childish Gambino

Orange is the New Black, Scandal, Parks & Recreation, Shameless, AHS, Skins, Bob's Burgers, Misfits, Charmed, Arrested Development, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Family Guy, Desperate Housewives, Parenthood

Big Brother 16
Brittany, Hayden, Donny, Cody, Amber, Nicole, Christine, Jocasta, & Derrick